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Diagnosis SC&A:

I caution and beg patience with individuals such as SC&A. These are people who are not in control of their actions and see the world through a very narrow stinky lense.

Allow me to be more specific. SC&A, a case I have been famailiar with for some time, suffers from an acute congenital condition known as Rectal-Cranial Conjoinment. RCC afflicts large portions of the so-called Red States and is particularly virulent in the neoconservative crowd.

During fetal development, pressure from the developing Anus cut off oxygen-rich blood supply to the cortex and other higher order cognitive components.