divorce crazy

If I weren't living this, I wouldn't believe it.
My ex, at 400 Sunday morning, called demanding that I become a co-wife. Normally, I ignore his late night phone calls, but some half dozen calls in a row can be hard to just ignore. I responded to remind his sorry self what time it was, that I was pregnant, and to generally leave me the frick alone.He suggested this nonsense as a possible solution to the dispute over separation terms.
Never mind that it would put a quick, ugly end to his military career; never mind that it would be incredibly fiscally irresponsible. That chowderhead is ears deep in debt, and he suggested buying not one, but two houses? Whatever he's on, I want a hit during labor.